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Top 10 reasons I’m not the new pope

When I saw the white smoke ascending from the chimney in the Vatican, two thoughts ran...

Godly guilt gifts: story Bibles for kids that can’t read

Every church I have ever been a member of prides itself on giving presents to kids...

Top 5 reasons it’s OK to skip church for the Super Bowl

So … Super Bowl Sunday is this Sunday. It’s the Super Bowl, but it’s Sunday. Decisions,...

2 real reasons you left church

The presence of hypocrites is not the real reason you don’t go to church. There are...

Hypocrites at the strip club: a lesson in church excuses

I refuse to go to the strip club because they are full of hypocrites. You have...