Door Jam is a collection of odd and nerdy news from around the web. If you see something that you think belongs in a future Door Jam, tweet me @WardrobeDoor with the hashtag #DoorJam.
Culture 24: Archaeologists find an ancient ring. It’s just one ring … to rule them all and in the darkness bind them. For some reason, this ring looks … precioussss to me. CAST IT IN THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM!
Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Some Crazy, Contrived Story We Made Up to Get Jack Sparrow on the Screen Again (or something like that) opens July 2017.
And apparently there’s a Nightcrawler movie that opens this fall, but it disappointingly does not involve a blue, teleporting mutant.
Draw Play: The NFL wants to expand to the U.K. But what if all current NFL teams had British logos?
io9: I may have to forgive Michael Bay for destroying my childhood with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, since this gave Pizza Hut a reason to create a real pizza thrower vehicle. And now, it’s real and it’s spectacular.
OK, spectacular may be stretching it. The thrower looks cool, but it more lofts the pizza disks gently in the air rather than throws them with any real velocity. So, you are still on the hook for my childhood Michael Bay.