4 Christian Dating Sites to Avoid

With Valentines Day coming up next week, single Christians may be even more tempted to try out online dating.

While that may work for you, whatever you do, don’t visit these sites.

Calvinists – CalvinistConnection.com

For the couple that’s predestined to be together.

Calvinist Connection

Baptist – BaptistBabes.com

She’s waiting for you … just don’t ask her to dance.

Baptist Babes

Pentecostal – DatingInTheSpirit.com

Speaking in tongues is his love language.

Dating In The Spirit

Fundamentalist King James Only – WebsitesAreTheDevil.com

If Waffle House and Walmart was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for our first date.

Websites Are The Devil

No, these sites are not real. No, I will not create them for you. No, not even if you really, really want a date.

But, I will offer you 10 Christian pick-up lines, 5 cheesy Valentines gifts for Christians and Christian conversation hearts like “I Agape U.”

Illustration by Luci Gutierrez from the New York Times


  1. Too funny! Sorry to see the Baptist one isn’t real. Or, maybe not. 🙂

  2. Megan

    Oh my goodness! This was hilarious and literally made my day! Pure genius

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